Why is one side of the flying-V longer than the other?

Because there's more birds in it.

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What did the fly say to the other fly?

Your man is open!"

What do you call a flying Grizzly?

a bearoplane

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What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY