What happens when a feminist shoots a gun?

The gun gets triggered.

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What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

What happens when it hails in Overwatch?

JUST ICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!

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What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches?

A high medium low

How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

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What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

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What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

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Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

Why did the feminist get triggered?

The police found it easier than arresting her.