What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

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What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !

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What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

What's white, black, and can smell fear?

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What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

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Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"

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What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside