Prius Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

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What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

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What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store?

Hello, ladies"

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

Pat Jokes More Pat Jokes

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What are you doing man?

Him: " I am dusting off man.."

What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?

He drove people bananas!

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

Why is the mens bathroom such an angry place?

It's where all the pricks hang out.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Jeep?

With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside.