What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Prius Jokes More Prius Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius