What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*"

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What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

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What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside?

Ninja chicken.

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

Prius Jokes More Prius Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.