Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

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I told you it would rain, dear.

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Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.