Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

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Why should you be scared of a white man in prison?

Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

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Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.