How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

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What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

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How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

What do you call a black man selling drugs?

A pharmacist, you racist.

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What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

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Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna ride bikes?

What's the crackhead's favorite song?

I wanna rock!

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How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"