How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

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What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

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Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.

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Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?

Do You Hear what I Hear?

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What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

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How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

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What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit