Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What are the best funny fake names you know?

I submit - Craven Moorehead

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?

Infantry !

What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch?

A cuckoo clock.