What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

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Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

Why we going into the woods?

Let me out"

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What do you call a person that constantly hunts for karma?

A predditor. EDIT:

Why is seeing a snow leopard on the hunt almost, but not quite the rarest thing in the world?

A ready predator is pretty rare, but not as rare as a pretty redditor! :)

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

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What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.