What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

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Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

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What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence?

A falcon genius.

Why are mosquitos religious ?

They prey on you !