Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

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What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

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Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.