Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete ?

Because they lost an I.

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Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids?

Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

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What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

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How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public