What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

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What is blonde and brown blonde and brown blonde and brown?

Answer. Madonna doing cartwheels.

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

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What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

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Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.