How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

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What's the most Ghetto cheese?

E-Dayyyyyyyyyymn (Edam)

Why is E the only good letter?

Because every other letter is not E!

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What kind of money do they use on superman's home planet?

Kryptocurrency

What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

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What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ?

He's bee-witched !

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

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What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

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Which letter has the best bum?

Big Rs

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

How do U know it's the wrong hole?

No one has done this before, it's just us two you know

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Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.