How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What do internet football fans sing?

E we go E we go E we go!

Why did the "upright man", a humanoid species, went extinct 70.000 years ago?

Because they got homo e-rekt-us.

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What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

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How do you spell onomatopoeia?

Just spell it like the way it sounds!

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

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Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete ?

Because they lost an I.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

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What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter?

Best vicious . . .

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

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Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

What's the difference between U and I?

J

W Jokes More W Jokes

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's