He cut all his fingers off !
Conductor
By tying a knot on its tail.
The look on their face while being nailed.
5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.
A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!
What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth
Now I've got to cut you.
Two. One to cut and one to glue
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
When other people put two fingers in his honey.
8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar
Draculaw
It depends on the girl