What should it sound like when it's connecting?

guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls

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How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

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What do you call a guy that never farts in public?

A privet tutor

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

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What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.

What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke?

That sounded a lot better in my head

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When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

How do chickens connect online?

faceBAWK!