What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

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What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

What happens if a pig parks illegally?

A: It oink-urs a fine.

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Where's your better half?

The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be Wow, dumb question.

Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

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What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

OK

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why is the LSU football team like my car?

They both used to have Les (less) Miles!

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What do you call someone who blows himself up by accident?

An Errorist!

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident