Waiting for him to show up.
For throwing out all the w's.
Lack of concentration.
A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)
Bat man can go a whole night without robin
Signing the legal guardian paperwork
You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.
I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!
A barbecue