Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

How's it hanging?

I'm not sorry.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

Mississippi Jokes More Mississippi Jokes

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout