What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

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What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

What's Santas favorite band?

Sleigher.

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Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

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How did it work ?

We haven't spoken for five years".

What do you call a Chinese speaking person who complains a lot?

wo ai ni