Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What's the difference between a ruble and a dollar?

One dollar

What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble ?

A dollar.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.