Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car "

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Who's there ! Annetta ! Annetta who ?

Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus !

Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy