Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car "

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

What do you call a car if you don't know its gender?

Mitsuheshe.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit !

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!