What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

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Why don't computers have any brothers?

They are all trans-sisters.

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

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What kind of ears do pumpers have?

A. Engineers.

What kind of dog is the quietest?

A "shhh"nauzer

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What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.