Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

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What do you call a lonely terrorist?

ISIL-ated

Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

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Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.

Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?

They thought 7 was pretty odd.

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What does his wife call it?

Microsoft.

How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

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Why did Microsoft name their new operating system Windows 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9!

Why is it called Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.