Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10?

Paul Walker only crashed once.

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

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Why don't jokes in base 8 work?

Because 7 10 11

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D

Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.

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Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why is it called Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.