Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

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Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

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What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

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Why did the number 6 cry?

Why did the number 6 cry? Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)

Why is seven bigger than nine?

Because seven ate nine.

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Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."