Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What do you call an ant who skips school ?

A truant !

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9

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Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ?

The train got windows

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

A quarterback.

Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

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What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

Why is a 77 better than a 69?

Because you get ate more

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Why don't jokes in base 8 work?

Because 7 10 11

Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.