Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

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What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

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What's the nutritional value of an entire tube of cherry Chapstick?

Asking for my two year old.

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic?

Llamanated

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What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

Supermarket Jokes More Supermarket Jokes

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.

Bagger Jokes More Bagger Jokes

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

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Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.