How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

Why is 12 the highest number rednecks can count to?

How else would they know how many cans are in a 12 pack.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

Which did you pick?

ME: I can't remember.

Black Woman Jokes More Black Woman Jokes

How do you know when a black woman is pregnant?

When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked.

What do you call a black woman on the moon?

An astronaut.

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

What's the worst part about going down on a black girl?

Cotton mouth

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon