Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

A hole in Juan

What did the Mexican family get for Christmas?

Deported

State Jokes More State Jokes

Which state is actually a tiny soft drink?

mini-soda.

What state has the smallest sodas?

Minisoda :)

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

Anybody Jokes More Anybody Jokes

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of planes?

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!