Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

State Jokes More State Jokes

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Why do the Kurds have no state of their own?

They didn't get their whey.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill?

Running . . . JK! Rolling

What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

Anybody Jokes More Anybody Jokes

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.