What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

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What do you call an empty field?

The french army at the beginning of a war!

What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

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How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

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How do you plug a plow into a car stereo?

Through the ox input.

Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.