What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

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Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

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What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.