What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

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What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?

You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

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What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

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How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

What's ur name?

Bonnie" C: That ur real name "Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker" C: ...Bonnie it is

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What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

What do you call a tired tumblrina?

A nap-kin.

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How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

Napkin Jokes More Napkin Jokes

What do you call a sleepy relative of a paper towel?

A napkin.

What do you call a relative of a nap?

A napkin.