What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

How long does 8 sleep for?

Forever.

Ur Jokes More Ur Jokes

Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

Nap Kin Jokes More Nap Kin Jokes

What do you call a tired tumblrina?

A nap-kin.

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

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Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

Napkin Jokes More Napkin Jokes

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.