What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"

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Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

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How many emojis will she use?

Show your work.

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

What's the only thing worse than a poop joke?

A corny poop joke. You can really visualize it.

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What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

What would you hear at a cow concert?

Moo-sic!

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Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"