Flash Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

A: The color.

What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

What goes Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH?

A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

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Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dry, moldy cranberry and an angry blue bird?

One's a crazy heron, the other's a hairy Craisin.

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

Flash Red Light Jokes More Flash Red Light Jokes

What goes Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH?

A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

Flash Drive Jokes More Flash Drive Jokes

What data service is red and wireless?

Flash-Drives

What do you call an essay in a flash drive???

who wants 2 try?

Gordon Jokes More Gordon Jokes

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

How many Roman pirates does it take to change a light bulb?

I I

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

Bathe Jokes More Bathe Jokes

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.