Flash Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

A: The color.

What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

What goes Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH?

A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

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Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

Language Jokes More Language Jokes

What language do Fed-Ex drivers speak?

Parcel-tongue

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

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What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

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What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

Bathe Jokes More Bathe Jokes

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

Flash Red Light Jokes More Flash Red Light Jokes

What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

What goes Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.