Flash Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

A: The color.

What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

What goes Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH?

A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

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Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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who wants 2 try?

What data service is red and wireless?

Flash-Drives

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What was the name of the operation to catch Juaquin Guzman?

El trapo.

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

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What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

Seizure Jokes More Seizure Jokes

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

What do you call a seizure you have while mining?

An ore spasm.

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Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.