How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

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What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.

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Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

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What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

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Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A different bar.

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture