How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

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How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )

Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

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Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

What do you say upon hearing a bad Halloween joke?

Booooooo, Booooooo

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What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.

What do teens and cheap motels have in common?

Hormones

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What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting