What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

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What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

What did the puffer fish say to the sea anemone?

Stop being so closed off.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

What is the longest word?

Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's

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What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.