What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an archeologists convention and a basketball team?

The archeologists convention is a nerdy bunch of diggers.

What's the difference between someone unemployed and a gender-expert?

Nothing

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

Who's there ! Billy Bragg ! Billy Bragg who ?

Billy Braggs too much tell him to stop it !

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.