What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?

Deer nuts are under a buck.

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Nice Jokes More Nice Jokes

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

karma chameleon

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.