Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

What's the one thing a black person will never steal?

Your job.

G Jokes More G Jokes

Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into . . . GHOST.

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.