G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.
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Coffee Mug
Because the g is silent
Take away the G.
An emo-g
The G
Because they can get 4g
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
G,Esus.
They're not infallible
G u knit
Automobile.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
GINGER.
just add a G and now she's gone.
G:"I'm on both."
Because they forgot the g in graveyard.
Her glitterus
Because G had.
In one fine evening it can turn your host into . . . GHOST.
Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'
Nightmares you racist.
Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!
Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!
Purrth.
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.
Oh snap!
It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.
If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.
A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)
Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.
He was a little horse
Show your work.
An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son
I don't know but I can look it up for you."
Oh look, they're done.
In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend
Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball
