Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

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Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

T Jokes More T Jokes

How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

British People Jokes More British People Jokes

What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

Boston Harbor Jokes More Boston Harbor Jokes

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.