Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

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What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

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What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

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Where's is Shaq's appearance most terrifying?

On a beach near Boston.

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston marathon finish line.

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What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

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Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.