Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

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Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

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What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

A: Chump day.

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

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How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

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What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston marathon finish line.

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

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What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

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Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."