Why isn't there a Superpig?

It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.

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How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a Lightbuld?

Only Juan...

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What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes?

bleotch!!

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.