Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

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An amputea

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

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He knows where the naughty girls live.

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What do you call a single use phone book?

The YOLO pages.

Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice