What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

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Why do people call the deceased "late"?

They aren't late.. They aren't coming.

What is wrong with people?

Have they never had pizza

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What is WILL.I.AM going to be called after he dies?

WILL.I.WAS

Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

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How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.

What lives in gum trees ?

Stick insects !

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Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

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What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you