What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

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Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

Why do people like bananas?

Because they have appeal!

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What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

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What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

What city does Affirmative Action Aslan live?

Kathmandu.

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Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.