Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

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Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

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What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler

What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

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What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.