Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

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What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

What do you buy a recently neutered cat?

Spay Roses.

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

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Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

Colorado Jokes More Colorado Jokes

Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46?

Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!

Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

What is it that you do?

He: "I'm a butcher."

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie