Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

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How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

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Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

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Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

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Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

What gets really high in Colorado?

The average elevation.

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Why was the Butcher depressed?

Because his life was in shambles.

Why did the butcher die ?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.