Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

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How to avoid falling trap to clickbaiting?

Sorry, you can't!

Why do christians avoid trigonometry ?

because there is alot of sin going on.

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Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

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Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

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What does Arizona name Colorado?

Border Collie

What do you call a Frenchman in Colorado?

A French Fried

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What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

What is it that you do?

He: "I'm a butcher."