Sleep Pill Jokes

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?

Elephanta Claus !

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Cupboard Jokes More Cupboard Jokes

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.

Pill Jokes More Pill Jokes

Why are pills white?

Because they work.

Why are pills white instead of black?

Because you want them to work don't you

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

What's a glow worms favourite song ?

Wake me up before you glow glow !

Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Why did Lionel go to the medical store?

because it was pharmacy.

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

What was the old man in despair about?

Nothing.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked