Why should you never buy golf equiptment made in New Jersey?

Because New Jersey drivers are terrible

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Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first