New Jersey Jokes

What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey

Why should you never buy golf equiptment made in New Jersey?

Because New Jersey drivers are terrible

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

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What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

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I want to know her secret

Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

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Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

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What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !

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What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

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Where do trailer park miscarriages go?

Out of the trash and into the garbage

How much time does a black woman takes to take out the trash?

9 months

Tunnel Jokes More Tunnel Jokes

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

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What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

What did Delaware?

A New Jersey