Garbage gets picked up!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A New Jersey
Because New Jersey drivers are terrible
Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.
Because he needed one.
New Jersey got to pick first
New Jersey got to choose first
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
New Jersey had first choice.
New Jersey picked first.
New Jersey
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Delaware) A. Her New Jersey
Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.
Feminem.
Refractions
A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.
One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.
He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.
And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.
A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!
He injured his spline!
Because they are already covered.
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
