Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

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Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

www.filopedia.org

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

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Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

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Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

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Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.