Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

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What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

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How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

Why are all the archaeologists single?

Because they cant find dates