How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

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Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

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What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

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Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

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What is worse than bad grammar?

pour grammar

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.