How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

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When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."

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What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

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What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

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How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

What is worse than bad grammar?

pour grammar