Why should you never date someone with a lazy-eye...?

Because you never know if they're seeing someone on the side.

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Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

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Why should you never date someone with a lazy-eye...?

Because you never know if they're seeing someone on the side.