What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

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How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

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What kind of TB do potatoes get?

culosis.

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

What do challah and martial arts have in common?

Judo

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How many chans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lulz!!! etc etc etc :-D

What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan