What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

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What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

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What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

What did they used to be made from before the 1960s?

Potatoes

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

How many chans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lulz!!! etc etc etc :-D